The world's most pointless woman wants to be in Coronation Street. Apparently.

Think of the most pointless person you can. Now double it. Is it Kim Kardashian? Yes? Then you may be interested to know (though God knows why) that she says she wants to be in Corrie.

According to the highly trustworthy and not-at-all-desperate-to-fill-pages-with-pneumatic-non-entities-in-very-little-clothing Sun she is 'very impressed' with the soap and would like a cameo.

There is more, but it may be more dignified to simply call a halt to this nugget of 'news' right here and go about our lives.