I know this is going to seem trivial in the face of a global recession, climate change and whether Becky will choose Steve, Jason or neither - but Eileen's handbag has been irritating me for months. Years, even.
It's brown and black and pretty shapeless, and even though she carries it everywhere it never looks like there's anything in it. It looks totally flat and weightless. Watch tonight's episode and see for yourself! And contrast it with Julie Carp's beautiful piece of hand luggage, the glorious yellow of which makes a bold colour statement with her fuschia coat.
So please, someone, get Eileen a new bag. It's mothers' day soon, so there's a lovely gift idea for Jason and Todd.
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OK - If we're going shopping, please also be sure to get Janice a new pair of earrings. I don't think I've seen her in a scene without the chunky, triangular gold things she is always wearing.
Liz needs some new tart-attire too.
I don't have an eye for handbags, but I'd like to chip in and help her get a new father. Can she share Ted with Gail?
Saw the handbag tonight Sue - your right!