A whiff of Weatherfield

Apparently Hollyoaks has just launched its own brand perfumes, Hollyoaks Him and Hollyoaks Her. I can't quite imagine squirting Hollyoaks Her behind my ears before a big night out, but I'm probably not the target market for it.

It got me to wondering whether Coronation Street was missing a trick by not having its own cosmetics line. Imagine your dad's excitement as he pulled a bottle of Ken Barlow Pour Homme or Dev-elicious out of his Christmas stocking. For the girls you could have Rosie Webster's Parfum de Minx.

It needn't stop at fragrances, either. What about Darryl Morton's Kebab Shop Hair Slop for that ruffled, greasy look? And of course the Connor family (what's left of them) could promote Mammy Connor's Guinness Hair Masque to give your locks that polished ebony look.

Which other Corrie cosmetics can you think of to add to the range?