
The other day, Vernon regaled Liz with a song of love, loss and longing entitled "(Don't Fall Into) The Mason's Arms."
It was one of the funniest things I've heard on Coronation Street for ages, and thanks to the miracle of th'internet (and our good friends at Digital Spy), you can hear it as many times as you like by clicking here.
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And if anyone would like the lyrics to this marvellous song, they're on my blog too.
Loved it! Vernon's got a good singing voice. Great Corrie moment, Liz is bored stiff!
This was superb. Thanks for the link!
Can anyone load this song as a mp3??
That was actually really good. I didn't know he really could sing! BUT he still is a bum!! HAHA
I hardly watch Corrie but tuned in just at the right time, and obviously the sing was supposed to be cheesy and badly sung, but it was actually excellent. Would love to know who wrote it. (Not Pete Waterman, please.)