I know we have to take what the tabloids say with a pinch of salt, but the Daily Star are predicting a sizzling summer of hot sex on Coronation Street. It's sweet how they get excited about this sort of thing when we know that the raciest thing we'll see is someone's hair getting a bit ruffled.
But one of their predictions which disturbed me was that they say Becky Grainger will have a "sordid" (don't you love that word?) one-night-stand with Steve McDonald, and he'll have his work cut out trying to stop Michelle from finding out.
Add this to Steve's newly-discovered rivalry with Dan Mason, and suddenly Steve has turned from being the nicest boyfriend on Corrie to being a bit of an idiot. I'm not happy.
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I'm not happy either. Steve has always been a bit of an idiot, mind you, so not a lot of change there but you'd think he'd have grown up a bit by now.
Bring back Karen, that would sort Steve out.
... Becky and Steve?
... say it isn't so!
... although ... after the Ashley/Casey debacle ... which, I still maintain was out of character for r'Ashley ... nothing would surprise me.
... not the first time that Steve's brains have been found south of the equator.
Didn't they already do this storyline with Steve/Karen/Tracey?
That would be the worst. She is way out of his league and I just can't see it.