No, it's not another page from my lurid fantasy diary (I'm hoping Billie Piper will play me if they ever film it). This is actually from the Daily Star, who are revealing details about Liam's Coronation Street stag night.
They have a picture of him wearing a hat and shades like one of the Blues Brothers. But who is the other man in the picture? Is it Kirk? Or does Liam actually have some friends who don't live in the Street? The Star says Steve, Dev and Kirk will accompany Liam on his last night of freedom, and they end the night in the traditional manner - by removing the groom-to-be's clothing and tying him to a lamp post.
And guess who finds him in this vulnerable state? Carla.