Nathan knocks Ashley out cold at the punch up after they argue about how terrible Tracy’s been so evil to cuddly Clare. When Nathan realises that Ashley’s seriously hurt he calls him an ambulance: “You’re an ambulance”.
Les finds out there’s been a cancellation at the registry office and in his haste and excitement he rushes into the chip shop to grab Cilla by the hand. Dragging her out of there in her overall s, he whisks her off with a couple of witnesses for a lunch-time wedding. They are now legally Mr and Mrs Battersby-Brown.
Sarah tells Jason she wants to go on a proper date. With chips and everything.
A fed up Fiz makes a mockery of Molly when she flips her lid in the Rovers and sends the kennel girl sprawling. Will this make Kirk realise how much Fiz loves him or will he want a cuddle with Molly and some molly-coddling?
Sean tries to make amends and remain friends with Violet.
From: Coronation Street: August 30, 8.30pm. Will Hayley get to the wedding