It doesn't take the number of the beast curled on her forehead for everyone to know that Cilla's pure evil in a frock, even if it is a wedding dress. Well, may be she's not so much evil perhaps as just plain daft. Bless her, she wanted a posh wedding and that's exactly what she got but she and Les still aren't wed, not in the eyes of the law anyway. The wedding was a fiasco. When the real vicar turned up the bride, groom and guests had to leg it, quick, out of the church - and take the dog and the defrocked vicar with them. But who cares? Les loved every minute, especially singing on stage with the Quo and realising his dream. Candice will be packing her tongs and styling brushes when she goes off with the band on tour as chief hair stylist even if she'd never heard of any of their songs.
Meanwhile, Jason and Sarah got to grips at the reception as Violet floated around in a bad mood and an even worse outfit looking for her boyfriend. When Les decides he's going to trash the Quo's dressing room, very rock and roll, and throws the telly out of the window, he can't understand why Cilla hits him with her handbag. It's only when he's black and blue with bruises that he realises he's trashed all of their wedding gifts, right down to the telly he's just thrown out too. Cilla's son Billy turned up for the wedding but it was Kirk who stole the show with his teary-eyed speech to Les, man's best friend. And as with all good weddings, it was rounded off in style with a sing song and a knees up - only this wedding band were The Quo. Rock on.
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